Field Report
No new updates. Humans, still two, going about their daily business still unaware of our plans. Stupid humans.(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)
I hate dogs!
I hate dogs. There I said it. No turning back. I came out and said it. There are ugly and stupid. They are the stuff between my toes.
(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)
Secret Message
Dear agents,
I need you to act courageous in our time of need. I need you to decode this message and act upon it. Time of of the essence. Set your decoder rings to 39, 2, 17.
Meow, meow, meow meow. meeeeow. meow.
That is all for now, go with haste!
(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)
NEW AGENTS
I just got word from a few of my agents in Ontario ... Missy & Prissy
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hmmmmm, stretch. need food, must get food. please give me food. can't u see i want food. i'm so hungry. look at me sitting pretty here. doesn't that deserve food? i mean i came all the way out here. i should have some food. food. food. food. oh god i want some food. ok, doesn't look like i'm getting thru. sit in front of....big funny looking cat with no fur. please give me some food. wah. wah. wah. i want food. oh oh oh she's moving. oh she's in the kitchen. oh that's the cupboard with the food in it. i hear the can opening. food food food. here it comes. and.......eat. hmmmmmmm, back to bed."
They are a little behind in their Plan but hopefully after they are fed ... back to the PLAN.
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hmmmmm, stretch. need food, must get food. please give me food. can't u see i want food. i'm so hungry. look at me sitting pretty here. doesn't that deserve food? i mean i came all the way out here. i should have some food. food. food. food. oh god i want some food. ok, doesn't look like i'm getting thru. sit in front of....big funny looking cat with no fur. please give me some food. wah. wah. wah. i want food. oh oh oh she's moving. oh she's in the kitchen. oh that's the cupboard with the food in it. i hear the can opening. food food food. here it comes. and.......eat. hmmmmmmm, back to bed."
They are a little behind in their Plan but hopefully after they are fed ... back to the PLAN.
I have ascended !
I, Seraiah the Cat, have ascended into a higher plane of existance. I am no mere mortal cat. I have become a god. Those pesky litle "Pretty in Pink Dogs" will have to show me some respect and worship me as there new diety.(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)
這是Seraiah 報告。
這是Seraiah 報告。
我進行了一次頭腦調查在女性人類主題和能檢索許多有用的資訊。
1. 她將繼續哺養我kibble
2. 她將繼續保留狗
3. 人有不洩漏他們的總計劃他
4. I 嫌疑犯更加年輕的狗工作為CIA 。更多調查需要。
我進行了一次頭腦調查在女性人類主題和能檢索許多有用的資訊。
1. 她將繼續哺養我kibble
2. 她將繼續保留狗
3. 人有不洩漏他們的總計劃他
4. I 嫌疑犯更加年輕的狗工作為CIA 。更多調查需要。
Mind Prob Successful
The mind probbing I did last night on the female human subject was successful. I retrieved lots of information that I am hoping to put to greater use later.
I discovered that the human's nickname for the younger dog, Little Miss Happy-Go-Lucky, has everything to do with her personality and nothing to do with her intelligence. This may explain why I have not been able to get rid of her all these months.
I now suspect that she might be an agent for CIA's Canine Task Force division. I will need to inform the Kittery Agency as soon as possible.
I discovered that the human's nickname for the younger dog, Little Miss Happy-Go-Lucky, has everything to do with her personality and nothing to do with her intelligence. This may explain why I have not been able to get rid of her all these months.
I now suspect that she might be an agent for CIA's Canine Task Force division. I will need to inform the Kittery Agency as soon as possible.
They continue to mock me...
Look at this: Pretty In Pink Dogs: This morning, I walked the cat. They mock me at my last attempt to rid myself of those pesky annoyances. I think I may need therapy soon.
Attempt No. 703 - Failed
Attempt No.703 to lure the dogs away from the house to where I can get them lost failed. The human once again got in the way and foiled my plans. New plans will have to be drawn up immediately. (translations by Kitty Translations Co.)
Dog and Cat playing
| Doesn't this cat has a stricking resemblance to me? You would almost think I was in Poland wrestling with a dog. Did you see the hind leg action he gave the dog. I enjoyed it. Here is another example of cats taking over... never mind. This is what the author had to say: This little doggie is having a lot of fun playing with the cat. And the cat seems to have some fun too. :) - recorded on 8.2005 in poland. lebork | |
Meow?
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