I hate dogs, especially those pretty in pink dogs. Join me in the battle against dogs. Remember! Cats rule and I will Rule over this world soon enough!(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

Mind Prob Successful

The mind probbing I did last night on the female human subject was successful. I retrieved lots of information that I am hoping to put to greater use later.

I discovered that the human's nickname for the younger dog, Little Miss Happy-Go-Lucky, has everything to do with her personality and nothing to do with her intelligence. This may explain why I have not been able to get rid of her all these months.

I now suspect that she might be an agent for CIA's Canine Task Force division. I will need to inform the Kittery Agency as soon as possible.

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