I hate dogs, especially those pretty in pink dogs. Join me in the battle against dogs. Remember! Cats rule and I will Rule over this world soon enough!(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

I hate dogs!

I hate dogs. There I said it. No turning back. I came out and said it. There are ugly and stupid. They are the stuff between my toes.

(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

Secret Message

Dear agents,

I need you to act courageous in our time of need. I need you to decode this message and act upon it. Time of of the essence. Set your decoder rings to 39, 2, 17.

Meow, meow, meow meow. meeeeow. meow.

That is all for now, go with haste!

(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)