I hate dogs, especially those pretty in pink dogs. Join me in the battle against dogs. Remember! Cats rule and I will Rule over this world soon enough!(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)
Showing posts with label CIA Canine Task Force. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CIA Canine Task Force. Show all posts

Secret Message

Dear agents,

I need you to act courageous in our time of need. I need you to decode this message and act upon it. Time of of the essence. Set your decoder rings to 39, 2, 17.

Meow, meow, meow meow. meeeeow. meow.

That is all for now, go with haste!

(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

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Mind Prob Successful

The mind probbing I did last night on the female human subject was successful. I retrieved lots of information that I am hoping to put to greater use later.

I discovered that the human's nickname for the younger dog, Little Miss Happy-Go-Lucky, has everything to do with her personality and nothing to do with her intelligence. This may explain why I have not been able to get rid of her all these months.

I now suspect that she might be an agent for CIA's Canine Task Force division. I will need to inform the Kittery Agency as soon as possible.
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