NEW AGENTS

I just got word from a few of my agents in Ontario ... Missy & Prissy
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hmmmmm, stretch. need food, must get food. please give me food. can't u see i want food. i'm so hungry. look at me sitting pretty here. doesn't that deserve food? i mean i came all the way out here. i should have some food. food. food. food. oh god i want some food. ok, doesn't look like i'm getting thru. sit in front of....big funny looking cat with no fur. please give me some food. wah. wah. wah. i want food. oh oh oh she's moving. oh she's in the kitchen. oh that's the cupboard with the food in it. i hear the can opening. food food food. here it comes. and.......eat. hmmmmmmm, back to bed."
They are a little behind in their Plan but hopefully after they are fed ... back to the PLAN.

I have ascended !

I, Seraiah the Cat, have ascended into a higher plane of existance. I am no mere mortal cat. I have become a god. Those pesky litle "Pretty in Pink Dogs" will have to show me some respect and worship me as there new diety.

(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)