I hate dogs, especially those pretty in pink dogs. Join me in the battle against dogs. Remember! Cats rule and I will Rule over this world soon enough!(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

I have ascended !

I, Seraiah the Cat, have ascended into a higher plane of existance. I am no mere mortal cat. I have become a god. Those pesky litle "Pretty in Pink Dogs" will have to show me some respect and worship me as there new diety.
(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seraiah, you're funny.

Anonymous said...

You insolate fool, how dare you offend your newly appointed GOD!
(Translation by Kitty Translations Co.)

Anonymous said...

you guys are stupid you know you love dogs and i love cats to but you should not hate dogs but you should hate pink

Seraiah, The Cat said...

Are you two years old? Bow down to me human...